Canadian Border Patrol

Totally fake border agency, absolutely real Canadian culture

Ep. 9 - September 02, 2019
Jordan and Ryan investigate Canadian summer, and talk about the weather (of course), ball hockey, cottage country, and why nature beats neo-Nazis.

Ep. 8 - July 15, 2019
Jordan and Ryan investigate Canadian sports, and find Olympic gold, grueling feats done for the good of humanity, and a loudmouth with louder suits. (Also, We still The North!)

Ep. 7 - July 03, 2019
Jordan and Ryan investigate Canadian superheroes, and find wartime heroism, propose Marvel’s next Netflix series, and find out what happens when you have a pile of money, a penchant for New Age thinking and absolutely no editorial oversight.

Ep. 6 - May 20, 2019
Jordan and Ryan are still investigating Spotify’s Canadian 90s playlist. You oughta know about it!

Ep. 5 - May 06, 2019
Jordan and Ryan investigate Canadian snack food, and almost give themselves diabetes. (We’re eating food all episode, so consider yourselves warned!)

Ep. 4 - April 22, 2019
Jordan and Ryan continue investigating Spotify’s Canadian 90s playlist, finding a true Canadian treasure, a real Subway fan, and a whole lot of feelings.

Ep. 3 - April 08, 2019
Jordan and Ryan investigate Spotify’s Canadian 90s playlist, and go deep in the grunge mines.

Ep. 2 - March 25, 2019
Jordan and Ryan continue investigating the Heritage Minute PSAs, and Jordan discovers the true nature of Canadian history.

Ep. 1 - March 11, 2019
Jordan and Ryan are investigating Canada’s televised nuggets of history, the Heritage Minute PSAs.

Jordan Rhea
Jordan Rhea
Web developer and amateur juggler
Ryan Oldford
Ryan Oldford
Teacher and warden of the North