Canadian Border Patrol

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Canadian Summer Part 1

Ep. 9 - September 02, 2019

Jordan and Ryan investigate Canadian summer, and talk about the weather (of course), ball hockey, cottage country, and why nature beats neo-Nazis.

The Insider has a timeline of this summer’s manhunt(http://tinyurl.com/y4d7t7o5).

Here’s more on Dildo’s new fame, thanks to Jimmy Kimmel(http://tinyurl.com/y6ma9424). If you go to Newfoundland, I recommend going to the Dildo Brewing Company(http://dildobrewingco.com/) and Dildo Cove Coffee and Krafts(http://tinyurl.com/y2m7ope7). Lovely folks!

Thanks to The Motorleague(https://www.themotorleague.ca/) for our theme song “North America”!


Jordan Rhea
Jordan Rhea
Web developer and amateur juggler
Ryan Oldford
Ryan Oldford
Teacher and warden of the North