Canadian Border Patrol

Totally fake border agency, absolutely real Canadian culture

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Canadian Summer Part 1

Ep. 9 - September 02, 2019

Jordan and Ryan investigate Canadian summer, and talk about the weather (of course), ball hockey, cottage country, and why nature beats neo-Nazis.

The Insider has a timeline of this summer’s manhunt(

Here’s more on Dildo’s new fame, thanks to Jimmy Kimmel( If you go to Newfoundland, I recommend going to the Dildo Brewing Company( and Dildo Cove Coffee and Krafts( Lovely folks!

Thanks to The Motorleague( for our theme song “North America”!

Jordan Rhea
Jordan Rhea
Web developer and amateur juggler
Ryan Oldford
Ryan Oldford
Teacher and warden of the North